Diapers

I feel sorry for babies. These diapers are really uncomfortable. After trying large baby diapers and then small adult diapers, someone finally realized that they actually make DOG diapers! Hellooooo? I AM a dog ya know... At least I don't have a tail to worry about. Anyway... I have to wear a diaper every day and they are really annoying. I can't lick where I want to lick or scratch where I want to scratch. It's humiliating to say the least.

On top of that, the medicine I'm taking is starting to affect me. It makes me really sleepy so that's what I do most of the day. Well, besides pee. I do that a LOT. I can't help it. Mom says it's a good thing we don't have carpet downstairs because I keep making messes in the kitchen. She doesn't get mad at me though. She just gets the mop bucket and mops up my mess. Then the kitchen smells like bleach - gross... I would prefer if it smelled a little less "clean". I don't understand humans. What's wrong with the smell of rotting corpses and poop anyway? Sometimes I find a tiny dead snake in the yard and roll in it just to make myself smell good. Mmmm... nature's perfume!

My tumor has continued to grow very quickly. The prednisone is not slowing it down at all. I can finally reach it to lick it but then I get in trouble. Someone mentioned getting me a new collar. Somehow I don't think they're talking about a regular collar though. Hey, I absolutely do NOT want one of those stupid looking lampshades on my neck! No way! I'll learn to lick when nobody's watching!

Well, that's all for now. I'm going to take a nap...